Saturday, May 23, 2009

Color Blind

Picking from a post that Vrinda had written, there never is a drive without atleast 5 ppl driving like they owned the road, 2 ripping past you like they were finding the quickest way to hell and the decent few who drove from A to B just so they had to.
This instance though has nothing to do with driving. Abhi and i were doing some wedding shopping (ahem yes im Married). Taking suggestions from friends, we decided to head to Man Mandir and couple of other saree shops in Nungambakkan, for my reception saree. We had some work for my passport. Finished that and headed for Nungambakkam.
Narain (my driver since i was in the 6th Standard), parked the car right outside the complex. I was on the phone trying to figure out if i had submitted all the documents for my passport. I was leaning against the door. I noticed a lady walking in front of my car (Tavera). She was noticeable, coz on a sunny bright day, she was wearing a bright red silk shirt and dyed henna hair and of course skin tucked in with a 100 face lifts.
Luckily Narain and Abhi noticed her too. Why lucky, coz she walked straight upto my door and opened it!!! - remember i was leaning on the door and was on the phone. Abhi literally caught my leg and Narain yanked me by the hand else i would have been on the pavement on my back with limbs in the air - typical Buddy pose! I had no idea how to react but a 'Whaddya think you're doing' came out while trying to catch my breath, recovering from the catastrophe that almost happened. Her reaction was - Oops sorry i thought it was my car. She shut the door and left.
The 3 of us were stunned. What just happened??? The dimwit walked in front of the car, got into a Red Safari and went away.
Now, i have a silver Chevrolet Tavera - SILVER. Her car was a red Safari - RED. Had it been two different cars of the same color, or maybe the same model car of the same color - I totally understand this confusion. Who in their right mind and sight, would confuse Red with Silver.
We tried justifying - and we found absolutely no reasons!

She was pure dumb. Or she was some long lost enemy of mine, who wanted to see me fall!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

I overtook a BMW!!!

Explaining the title would take a while. An interesting day that began with me swearing at a Honda City guy. Well i was riding my bike to the gym at 6.25 am and this chappie tries showing off his stunts - to be more precise - tries to run me over only to realise his bumper was inches from a bus! God bless State Transport. I did my bit of swearing at the Honda City and went my way.
I wasn't sure how the day was gonna be considering it started off so eventfully - nah im not superstitious. On my way to work, i got stuck in a signal - which was not working. The policeman decided to block our side of the traffic and allow the other side. 5 mins and the signal started working and bingo we were not the first to be released. Grrr another 3 mins of standing under the sun. Life could get no better. i had a free road, with not much traffic. Whizzed ahead.
I have this attraction to BMW's (probably coz i was so sure i would never own one), so when i see one, my head automatically turns, even a 180 degree if possible. Who cares if i crashed - I crashed while i looked at a BMW! Even on the way to the airport, i make it a point to strain my neck as much as possible for a glance at the mean machine. Not like Chennai is some village where people ride elephants to work - its just some kind of magnetic attraction.
Well back to my journey - I saw this super sexy black BMW cruising quite ahead of me. In a moment of madness one does not know what one does. I had this weird fantasy that i was racing with this car. A black Honda Dio vs a black BMW. I was riding at 60 kmph so was the car. In a couple of seconds i raced ahead and the BMW was left way behind. My heart leaped. I had raced ahead of a BMW! If you join in my celebration - stop reading here, for a bite of reality go further.
In reality, had the owner decided to actually drive it the way it should be driven, the impact of this car racing past me would be enough to have me sitting in Neel Metal Fanalica (version 2.0 of Onyx Kuppa thotti).
Still - i raced past a BMW!!!